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Coz u gonna be plane wth this dick soon. Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you Babe, are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
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I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. Baby, i'm not your cell phone, but I still want to be touched by you every day. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? I heard your grades are bad I'm sure this D won't hurt. I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Can I park my car in your garage?
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Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood. There are so many things you can do with the mouth why waste it on talking? Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up? Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. Looks don't matter, I'll tdxt wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.
Are you an architect, cause I want you on staff for my next erection.
Are you fertilizer, cause you just made me grow 6 lined. Hey, is that a keg in your pants? I would tell you a joke about my penis I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it? If i was a ballon, would you blow me. This Dick a rental car company It Hertz We should play strip poker.
You can strip, and I'll poke you. Do you like Imagine Dragons? Well Imagine Dragon my balls across your face. How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable Like your vagina. You know what cums after Eex The D! I'm going to make you breakfast Omellete you suck this dick. I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works?
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Is your name Autumn, cause I'd fuck you so hard all your leaves will fall off. I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. Wanna play Tic-Tac-Toe? I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're lknes slut! Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex, cause I'm stronger than you My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.
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I hope you have a sewing machine, cause im gonna tear dat ass up I'd treat you like a snow storm. Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning. My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead? Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs? You might not be a Bulls fan. But I know you felt it when this D Rose.
If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?
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I'm an asshole, but will that stop me from getting in yours? Walk up to a female and look at her crotch tet look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that?
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My penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind? So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight?
Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D. Those boobs look very heavy Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut! That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
If your ass was snow, I'd plow it. You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want anh for one night. Is it your birthday?
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